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Plump privates are on offer on the Isle of Wight, for women who feel the need for “rejuvenation”, via an ad on discount website The Price Is Wight.

The Orchard Cosmetic Clinic in Lugley Street, Newport is offering a discount on the extreme vaginal rejuvenation measure for the woman who has everything (else).

Three sessions would normally set you back more than £1,100, according to the ad which features a hair scrunchie.

The clinic claims it could ‘transform your life’.

One woman who saw the ad commented, “I’d rather take the wrinkles off my face”.